Since it’s doubtless there is not going to be one other debate between President Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, Fox New host Greg Gutfeld determined to carry a debate of his personal.
President Trump was performed by comic Tyler Fischer and cackling Kamala Harris was performed by Estee Palti, who eerily captures Harris’s unhinged, awkward, and weird mannerisms.
Greg Gutfeld: So who’re you with come November fifth? With the election simply weeks away, it doesn’t appear like we’ll get to see a second formal debate between Kamala and Trump. So we known as each candidates on our personal, and so they agreed to debate right here tonight. Please welcome former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris.
So Vice President Harris, I am going to you first. You’ve been doing a media blitz this week. Do you assume it’s helped you with voters?
“Kamala Harris”: Look, Greg, I’m going to be clear. I wish to be clear. I grew up in a middle-class household. Our garden, it was so inexperienced. I do know that that’s what the People actually resonate with. Now, look Have a look at the week that I had. Hurricanes come and go, however name her Daddy? Howard Stern? He let me sit on a speaker. (weird Harris chuckle)
When you concentrate on the modalities of that and what the American individuals, what the American voter actually desires to hearken to, I believe we hit the nail on the pinnacle. (weird Harris chuckle)
Greg Gutfeld: Mr. Trump, would you want to reply to that?
“Donald Trump”: Sorry. Ron DeSantis is asking. He calls me again so fast. Ron, we’ll name you again. She does a nursery rhyme. No person is aware of what she says. One fish, two fish, purple fish, dumb fish. We all know she’s a dumb fish, however she couldn’t reply one query about what she would do in a different way than Biden.
She may have mentioned, I received’t fall off a motorcycle. I received’t fall off the steps. She may have mentioned, I received’t die as President. What a layup. I received’t die.
He could possibly be the primary President to be assassinated by time.
She’ll be the primary President to be assassinated by stupidity. Consider that.
Greg Gutfeld: Subsequent query to you, Mr. Trump. What’s one thing you’ll do on day one if elected once more?
“Donald Trump”: So I might not have males in ladies’s sports activities. May you imagine we’re even speaking about it? The one balls on the court docket must be for dribbling, proper? For dribbling. And I’ll finish the racist, consider it, Greg, the racist DEI, proper? The DEI, as a result of she, consider it, she was the primary DEI rent, the primary autistic hyena within the oval workplace, and we’re going to place it into it. We’re going to place it into it.
Greg Gutfeld: Vice President Harris, do you wish to reply to that?
“Kamala Harris”: Let me inform you one thing, and I wish to be clear in case I haven’t been clear prior to now, all proper? On day one, my administration goes to make sure free meals for everybody. On day one, on day one, clear consuming water. On day one, free housing for as much as 5 years.
Girls and gents, on day one, every part you could presumably think about and also you want goes to all unlawful migrants.
Now, as for the Americans, as for the Americans, nicely, they get abortion as promised.
Greg Gutfeld: All proper. Return to you, Vice President Harris. You’ve flopped on numerous points. How can voters ensure you received’t hold doing that in case you’re elected?
“Kamala Harris”: Look, once more, I come from a middle-class household. My values have by no means modified on that. I’ve talked about my grass being inexperienced for fairly a while now. All proper? And as a former prosecutor and former State Lawyer Basic and Willy Brown’s ex, shout out to my brothers and sisters, proper? (weird Harris chuckle)
In order a former prosecutor, I acquired to inform you, you need to have a look at each side of a state of affairs. Any good lawyer will inform you that. Trump, in case you can hear me, get a greater lawyer. (weird Harris chuckle)
Greg Gutfeld: Trump, you wish to reply?
“Donald Trump”: I do know I can hear as a result of my ears are bleeding, frankly. However she… No, consider it. She alters greater than Joe Biden’s diaper, proper? But it surely’s unhappy. It’s unhappy.
Greg Gutfeld: All proper, one final query, Mr. Trump. Your opponents declare you’re a risk to democracy. Are you able to clarify how they’ve that each one flawed?
“Donald Trump”: Nicely, I might be a risk as a result of if I’m President once more, she will probably be in jail. We name {that a} callback from my first debate.
However I’ll threaten you with time. I’ll threaten you with time. Low fuel costs, low inflation, and no one will probably be consuming the cats and canine besides possibly Chris Christie. Consider that.
Greg Gutfeld: All proper. Vice President Harris, your response.
“Kamala Harris”: That man is a risk to the Capitol. He’s a risk to our Structure, and he’s a risk to Melania. He’s holding that lady hostage. You can’t change my thoughts. All proper? And we have to save her. We have to save her for the American individuals. Now, he’s harmful. Should you guys need this stuff that he speaks of versus free meals, free well being care, free every part on the taxpayer dime, and you realize who to vote for. I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message.
“Donald Trump”: She’s drunk, Greg. She’s drunk.
Greg Gutfeld: Nicely, that was very informative. Thanks each, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, everybody. Up subsequent, it’s Pajamas on Trial within the Case of Consolation versus Model.
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