There isn’t a higher predictor of future warfare than capital flows. We’ve got witnessed capital fleeing hazard time and time once more, almost at all times indicating a big occasion was underway earlier than the headlines may seize the second. The web is buzzing with a brand new tongue-in-cheek predictor of US warfare—the pizza index.
The pizza index or pizza meter theorizes that there’s an uptick in pizza orders from Washington D.C., particularly close to the Pentagon, throughout main crises. America maintains it had no involvement in Israel’s assault on Iran. On June 12, social media customers started reporting that the Pentagon pizza index was rising as there was a surge in deliveries surrounding the Pentagon and different protection buildings. At the least 4 pizzerias reported a surge in orders one hour earlier than the primary strike.
With lower than 8 minutes left to closing time, this Dominos continues to expertise very excessive ranges of exercise. pic.twitter.com/CD61SLrVz2
— Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) June 13, 2025
The Soviet Union was the primary to develop this idea, which they known as, Pizzint, throughout the Chilly Conflict. Soviet intelligence started monitoring pizza orders close to the Pentagon and CIA headquarters with intense scrutiny. The Soviets had been recognized for considering outdoors the field and growing unconventional methods for warfare that had been usually dismissed by different nations. The Soviets believed {that a} sudden spike in deliveries indicated officers had been working prolonged hours, and People’ love for pizza turned their inform.
The phenomenon does carry some accuracy. Previous to the Gulf Conflict in 1990, a Domino’s franchise proprietor by the title of Frank Meeks reported that he acquired an enormous uptick in orders for pizza to the Pentagon and CIA headquarters. Different pizzerias famous the same sample, particularly on the evening that led to Iraq’s invasion of Kuwait. Nighttime pizza orders rose from 3 to 101 per evening within the week main as much as hostilities. The evening earlier than the battle started, pizza orders to US intelligence places of work surpassed 300.
The identical phenomenon occurred quite a few instances, such because the evening earlier than US interventions in Grenada (1983) and Panama (1989). The meter proved correct for different vital political occasions, such because the impeachment hearings for President Invoice Clinton in 1998.
With lower than an hour to shut, the Domino’s nearest the Pentagon is experiencing abnormally excessive site visitors. pic.twitter.com/RZ5r5EJc1V
— Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) June 2, 2025
Socrates famous that June 1 would result in a big world occasion. Sorry, we shouldn’t have pizza monitoring in our algorithm. Curiously, an X account known as Pentagon Pizza Report famous that the Domino’s closest to the Pentagon was experiencing abnormally excessive site visitors that day, which coincided with Ukraine’s huge assault on Russia.
Officers are required to work late, tethered to their desks. An uptick in pizza orders earlier than vital occasions is kind of an fascinating idea and there at the moment are a whole bunch of social media accounts devoted to monitoring pizza deliveries within the D.C. space. Maybe intelligence officers ought to start ordering takeout elsewhere.
